有很多孩子都喜欢听英语故事，特别是一些简单又很搞笑的小故事是很受欢迎的。
Covers: Forget about the past, you cant change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。
Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one.
内文:忘记现在，因为我没有给你买生日礼物。
A guy gets set up on a blind dateand he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurantto make a good impression.
一个小伙子被安排去相亲，为了能给女孩留一个好印象，他带着她去了家收费昂贵的餐厅。
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
服务生过来问他们要点些什么菜。
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette,with no regard to the price.
女孩开始点菜了，她几乎点了菜单上所有的东西，鸡尾虾、派、凯撒沙拉、龙虾、柳橙可丽饼，完全不考虑价格。
The guy is getting very upset,as he never thought she would order so much.
小伙子变得很不安，他真没想到女孩竟然会点这么多菜。
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,"What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
这时她停下了，看着坐在对面的他，问，“� ”